The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare by G.K. Chesterton

I shall approach. Before taking off his hat, I shall take off my own. I shall say, The Marquis de Saint Eustache, I believe. He will say, The celebrated Mr. Syme, I presume. He will say in the most exquisite French, How are you? I shall reply in the most exquisite Cockney, Oh, just the Syme.'' Oh shut it...what are you really going to do?'' But it was a lovely catechism! ...Do let me read it to you. It has only forty-three questions and answers, some of the Marquis's answers are wonderfully witty. I like to be just to my enemy.'' But what's the good of it all?' asked Dr. Bull in exasperation.' It leads up to the challenge...when the Marquis as given the forty-ninth reply, which runs--'' Has it...occurred to you...that the Marquis may not say all the forty-three things you have put down for him?'' How true that is! ...Sir, you have a intellect beyond the common.

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